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5. The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn’t have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth.

24. Meanwhile in Europe, the enlightenment was a reasonable time. Voltaire invented electricity and also wrote a book called Candy.

10. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: “Tee hee, Brutus.”

2. Office Theatrics

You simply have to hunch over your keyboard, look intently at the screen, and put on a few facial expressions like worry and stress. As long as you keep a steady typing rhythm, your boss will not be worried. You can also use a few groans, moans, and humming noises to lure your boss into thinking you’re stressed.